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FRIDAY 1.04.2008

Blog No. 002 (Previous / Next) 1:45AM

A Trip Down Memory Lane...

So I was reminiscing about my older websites a moment ago and it prompted me to look in my old website archives on my computer. Four years ago (8th grade) my friend Matt and I started a website called bahUSA.com. It was really, really stupid and we thought we were the bees knees, and yes, I really did just use that expression, and yes, this is a run on.

(Mr. McFluffles, aka fatty middle school me)

A popular feature I liked to tout was a series of .gif animations I made with a freeware program called CoffeeCup. Let's take a look, shall we? This one is called "Contemplating the Important Things In Life."

The first thing you'll notice is that I am "THE FERGI." I don't know if I thought I was some sort of Mexican wrestler or not, but somehow I decided it would be a great idea to add an article in front of my name. It wasn't. I was a tooldouche.

As the animation moves along we see a happy little stick figure bemused by the thought of good 'ol fashioned baby makin'. Yup. Even 8th grade me knew where it was at. Some things never change. Then, out of nowhere, he realizes he HAS NO FREAKING HANDS. (I wasn't a talented artist, okay?) Then a grenade hits him and it ends, but not before reminding you that THIS HAS BEEN A FERGI PRESENTATION. Oh jeez.

Here's a bonus one for you guys. NO LAUGHING! Okay, maybe just a little.